To the tune of one of my favorite 1970's Sitcoms
Here's the story, of a lovely lady (me),
who dropped her cell phone in the toilet on vaca,
it fell into a bowl of #2, so what's a girl to do...
Here's the story of a mom without a cell phone,
I thought that it would be really, really tough,
but to my surprise I have enjoyed the quiet,
although I've had enough.
Till the one day when my new phone will arrive,
I will jump for joy so that I can talk and drive,
it has clearly become a part of me,
and now I will put it away when I pee.
I want my cell phone
I need my cell phone,
that's the way I became unplugged......
Yup, being without a cell phone has stirred up my creative juices.
